I have shitty taste in movies. It's fine, I've known it for year. I like bad movies. A level of bad that most people can't comprehend. Sure, I like some good movies. I know they're good because people with known good taste in movies have assured me so. I like just about anything with boobs, blood and a sense of humor. My specialities are zombie and slasher flicks. I'm also fond of Sci-Fi Channel Original Movies (Mammoth), any movie with cute chicks kicking ass (Ninja Cheerleaders, D.O.A., D.E.B.S.) and any movie that has cute chicks put in harms way whether from monsters (Insecticidal), aliens (Decoys) or supernatural evil (The Convent). I have a huge soft spot for anything from the 80s starring any of the great scream queens (Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens, Kelli Maroney, Deborah Foreman). Also, it brightens my heart to find truly entertaining movies that were shot on video with no budget in someones backyard (Die and Let Live).
I hate to the bottom of my core: Italian horror movies, German horror movies, pretty much anything Euro, arsty horror movies and slow paced horror movies. I'm pretty much sick of inbred cannibal movies. Seriously, if you're going to make an inbred cannibal movie, STOP USING CRAPPY MAKE-UP (I'm looking at you Wrong Turn and all your bastard offspring). Part of the reason TCM and The Hills Have Eyes were so damn freaky is that the cannibals, under different circumstances, could have passed as normal people. Okay, except for Michael Berryman, but he was born that way so he doesn't count. If you have to give someone a prosthetic face to make them scary, you ain't doing something right. And just so we're clear I could go the rest of my life without ever hearing the following bands again: The Doors, Led Zeppelin, White Snake, The Scorpians, Steve fuckin Miller Band, The Beatles and The mother fuckin Grateful Dead.
I also love: God, my family, punk rock, hard core, MMA, comic books, HTML and Monster energy drinks.
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