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Ah, Jim Wynorski. What can't you say about this guy? Since the early 80's he's made more than 75 movies starring some of the hottest women in the world. And not just T&A movies either, he's worked in every genre under the sun. Horror, action, westerns, family, comedy, exploitation, sci-fi, softcore parodies, and erotica have all been fodder for the mighty Wynorski machine. If it can be put on film, Jim Wynorski has probably made it. But honestly, and what we here at BthroughZ love him best for, are his T&A movies. He's worked with some of the most beautiful woman in and out of the genre: Angie Dickinson, Traci Lords, Heather Locklear, Kelly LeBrock, Morgan Fairchild, Kelli Maroney, Brinke Stevens, Michelle Bauer, and in her very first movie, a very young piece of jailbait by the name of Jennifer Love Hewitt.
We initially came in contact with Mr. Wynorski when he left a comment on a review of 976-Evil 2 that Janet wrote for one of our past issues. I emailed him asking if he'd be interested in taking part in 20 Questions section, and as fate would have it, he was. So here is out 20 Questions with Jim Wynorski. Actually, 15 Questions, but that's another story.
1. Does acting ability even work into the equation or is it really all about the boobs?
That depends entirely on whether I'm doing an erotic for Cinemax or a 'normal' show for someone else. I do however, gravitate to women with nice racks.
Jim and his office staff.
2. Is Kelli Maroney not the cutest and sweetest chick in the world?
I must agree. And since she got the boob job several years ago, even sweeter.
3. Who would win in a no-holds-barred brawl between early 1960's era Beetles and the Rolling Stones of the same era? Keep in mind that this would be when John Lennon was still a reasonably thugish Mod and Keith Richards hadn't yet become the unholy and unkillable netherbeast he is today.
My money is on the underdog, Lennon.
4. Would you rather lose your sense of sight, taste and smell or lose your penis?
Is this a trick question?
5. Besides yourself, who's the greatest B-Movie maker of all time?
Roger Corman, of course.
6. When was the last time you were slapped by a chick?
I don't believe that's ever happened to me. I've pissed off a few babes in my time, but I don't think they've ever come at me with slap...more like a gun.
7. Have you ever hired a random girl off the street because of her looks?
Yes, most definitely....but not as an actress.
8. A magical being appears to you one day and says that he will give you an unlimited amount of money to make movies off of for the rest of your life. However, for every movie you make you personally have to club three baby seals to death. Would you be making free movies for the rest of your life?
Fuck that magical being and the lamp he rode in on...
9. Do you do your own grocery shopping?
Jon's Market on Roscoe in Northridge. See you in the booze aisle.
10. If you were being executed today, what would your last meal consist of?
An endless all you can eat buffet. And what exactly did I do? Can I call the governor? I demand a retrial.
11. Is there any woman you would be willing to lose both your pinkie fingers to have (in any and all possible ways) for the rest of your life?
Absolutely not. There's not one worth even a dangling fingernail.
12. Who do you think is the best filmmaker in today's Hollywood?
I like the guys who make 24.
13. If and when you decide to retire, and could do so anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Hawaii, no question.
14. Have you ever fired an actress for being too dumb?
Yes, I hired a girl to say one line on TRANSYLVANIA TWIST. She literally couldn't say it. I had to replace her. The fired actress sat down on her suitcase in the parking lot and cried for an hour. I felt bad, but there was nothing I could do.
15. Name three women close to your heart.
Melissa Brasselle
Kelli Maroney
Mom
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