Meet Roxy Vandiver. Do me a favor and look into her eyes for a minute. I mean really look. Do you see the crazy? Because I do. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with a little crazy in a lady, it's good for all sorts of things. Crazy can drive the creative process. Name me one creative genius from any art form that didn't have a good bit of the crazy in them. It can also drive a person to achieve their goals more effectively than any other kind of motivation. And as we all know, the bigger the crazy, the better the lovin'. Not that I would personally know that about Miss Vandiver. She does, however, like to punch people in the face so it's a sure bet that she's got at least a little bit of the crazy in her.
I discovered Roxy in a movie called Spirit Camp, a throwback slasher flick about my favorite of all things: cheerleaders in peril. It was so good that I watched it twice (not back to back, that'd be weird). Roxy played the bad girl who also happens to be the good girl. Watch the movie, it'll make sense. Plus it has boobs, and in the world of horror math, cheerleaders+boobs+psycho killer=awesome!
An actress and fetish model (to quote the movie Bubble Boy, "She's certainly proud of those boobies"), Roxy has also appeared in genre films like Witchcraft 13: Blood of the Chosen, Sweatshop, Renfield the Undead, and the awesomely titled Killer School Girls from Outer Space.
I got a hold of Roxy on Facebook (see, social networking is good for something besides attention whoring and wasting time) and she graciously agreed to answer nineteen of my twenty stupid questions. Enjoy.
1. Who's the one star (or starlet, we don't discriminate here at BtZ) you'd cut off your pinky toes to have a totally uncommitted, hot and heavy, sex fueled night of debauchery with?
OMG. That's a long list. First would be the star of Possum Walk, Tyler Tackett. I made out with him once onscreen, but I'd love to go no-holds-barred Original Sin Jolie/Banderas style with him. He also happens to be a fantastic actor. After him, Hugh Jackman. *sigh*
2. What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you involving a member of the opposite sex?
Ok. Once I did a quickie with a guy, and he didn't get his pants down all the way. So we did our thing and zipped up to rejoin our friends at the party. When we arrived, everyone started pointing at his crotch flipping out, "Dude, why is there blood all over you?!!?" Well, I had started my period while we were going at it and totally ruined his pants. Our friends called me "Crimson Tide" for like, a whole summer.
3. What's more important in terms of success in the movie industry: incredible acting skills or an awesome body?
Well I have both, so my answer will be slanted. Naw, I'm just playin'. I have body flaws and I'm self-consious just like any woman. Whether or not I'm a good actress is not for me to decide, but for the fans and the people who hire me.
4. You've been invited to Korea to accept an award for a movie you were involved in. At the awards dinner you discover that the main course being served is dog, a traditional Korean dish. Would you have a problem eating it?
I think I would hurl. I'm a dog lover. I have two of my own named after badass Milla Jovovich characters (LeeLoo and Violet).
5. If Amanda Seyfried and Anne Hathaway were forced to fight to the death, who'd win and how long of a fight would it be?
Well, Hathaway IS training to play Catwoman, so she probably has some moves, but honestly...I'd just break up the fight and have a lesbian threesome with both of them.
6. FMK (fuck/marry/kill) The men of Full House: John Stamos, Dave Coulier & Bob Saget.
EASY.
Fuck John Stamos because he's hot.
Marry Bob Saget because he's funny.
Kill Dave Coulier because he's lame. AND he's Canadian. (No offense to Canada.)
7. What's the best live concert you've ever seen?
I've seen a ton of great concerts! Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Rob Zombie and loads of other kickass bands. But honestly, the best stage performer ever is Madonna. I saw her Sticky and Sweet Tour and was blown away. She's so innovative and really puts on a visually stunning production.
8. Would you eat a common wolf spider for $100 with the qualifier that it's a living, creepy crawly spider that you have to pick up yourself?
Make it $1000 and you're on.
9. Would you personally club an entire litter of baby seals to death if it would cure every person in the world suffering from AIDS?
I refuse to answer this question.
10. You're drunk on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. Are you flashing your boobs or are you laughing at those doing the flashing?
I'm laughing. Flashing for beads? What a waste of time. I get PAID to show my tits.
11. Do you think you could drink an entire bottle of maple syrup?
No way, man. Too sugary. BUT, I can totally do the "Chug a Gallon of Milk" thing. I've won money doing that.
12. Is stealing okay if there's a good reason behind it?
There is never a good reason to steal...but I do it anyway. I don't need a good reason. Good artists borrow. Great artists steal and admit it.
13. When was the last time someone made you cry?
Monday, January 24th. I was at a bar. He knows who he is and he knows why.
14. People would be surprised to learn that I know every word to every song on ______________ (fill in the blank). For me it's NWA's Straight Outta Compton. Greatest rap album ever made.
Creed's first album My Own Prison. I love it and I'm not ashamed!
15. Have you ever hit someone in the face with the intent to really hurt them?
Yes, as a matter of fact I punched a guy in the face this past Saturday. Again, he knows who he is and he knows why. He cried like a bitch. I've actually punched a LOT of people in the face. I love it when my knuckles are black and blue from beating someone up. But I only do it if they really, really deserve it.
16. How old were you when you had your first drink and how drunk did you get?
I was probably 14 when my friend Tiffany's mom let me have a glass of red wine. I wasn't hammered, but I definitely slept good that night.
17. What is your opinion of the death penalty?
Kill 'em all. Let God sort 'em out. (Sorry, I live in Texas.)
18. If you could punch someone in the back of the head and not get caught, who would it be?
I wouldn't punch someone in the back of the head. I'd deck them right in the face. Who would it be? Well, how much time do you have? You don't get to be where I am without making a few enemies along the way.
19. Are fake boobs cheating?
Yes. But cheating is okay as long as you win!
20. Are your parents proud of what you do?
They are very proud of me. I mean, it's not every parent's dream for their little girl to become a fetish model who gets naked in movies, but they are proud of the fact that I am living my dream. They just want me to be happy. Awwwe. How lame was that? Let's all hold hands and sing fucking Kumbayah.
Love and Kisses,
Roxy Vandiver
For more info on Roxy be sure to check her out on Facebook [CLICK CLICK] or check out her website at www.roxyvandiver.blogspot.com. 18 and over on the last one, for there be boobs, matey.
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jamie