Co-starring, co-written, co-directed, and co-produced by Billy Garberina, a man who evidently is incapable of doing anything on his own, this film is everything that real independent movies should be. I contacted Mr. Garberina and he was kind enough to not only take time from masterbating to Paris Hilton porn to answer our 20 Questions, but to actually put some thought into his answers, unlike some of our past guests. Also, look at the way the sunlight shines upon his hair in the title picture. Breathtaking.

I direct, produce, write and star in feature length no-budget cinema while maintaining a full time job in social work to pay the bills...I've already given it all up for a career in juggling. Besides, to this day I can only manage a basic five ball cascade (truth) so my juggling mentors are way too disappointed in my general lack of mad final level skizzills.

2. Adam Brown: fat or pleasantly plump?

Fat. Unpleasantly fat.

3. In your opinion what's wrong with Canada?

It's Canada. Also, Michael Moore, the greatest propagandist of our time approves of it. (and I can not stress enough the word propagandist...anyone calling him a filmmaker needs to go to film school and learn the difference between what a documentary and a propaganda film are irrespective of your politics...smarten up people!) Michael Moore is also unpleasantly fat. Finally, some Canadians speak French. 'Nuff said.

4. How much money would it take for you to be in the remake of Rocky Horror?

Why? Are you offering me a part? The problem with a remake of Rocky Horror will be the same problem with Shock Treatment: You CAN NOT manufacture a cult hit no matter how hard you try. The more you work at it, the more star systems will slip through your grasp. The day Hollywood figures this out, independent film makers around the world can weep in unison and sing the final reprise from Science Fiction/Double Feature as they tape zombie heads exploding on miniDV™.

5. I see you've studied martial arts. Do you consider yourself a lethal weapon?

As a former practitioner of Kenpo I consider myself a Perfect Weapon, as a current student of Aikido, I consider myself Hard To Kill.

6. Was the character of Penny from Necroville based on a real life experience? If so, what's her name? You can tell us, no one reads this site.

It would be wrong to bring personal life politics into a public forum...again. Mind you, if you do learn her name just don't say it five times while looking in a mirror or your bank accounts will empty and other dudes poles get waxed.

7.Who would win in a fight between Mel Brooks and Lloyd Kaufman?

Is Mel Brooks still alive? If he is, he's 83. Kaufman is a trim 63 and he's from Jersey. I'd have to give it to Kaufman. Also, Kaufman has legions of zealots still in their prime. Now, if Brooks kicked the bucket and Kaufman was forced to fight the Zombie Brooks there'd be hell to pay. I'd pay a mad stack of jack to see that pay-per-view.

8.The zombie apocalypse has finally happened, as we all knew it would. Assuming you had the bare necessities of food, water, shelter, and guns taken care of, what would be the next thing you'd go after? (Mine would be a post-apocalyptic harem of desperate highschool girls with low self-esteem.)

Dang...that's a pretty solid answer. Need any henchman?

9. Paper or plastic?

I like to request that my groceries be put in paper bags lined with plastic ones so the frozen groceries don't erode the paper as they defrost. That way I can kill a tree and waste the oil used to make the plastic while I set fire to the cloth bag the hippy douche bag behind me in line has sanctimoniously brought out of his fanny-pack.

10. If your choices for the next presidential candidate were David Lee Roth, Ted Nugent, or CC Deville, who would you vote for?

Ted Nugent. Come on now. I mean really.

11. Would you rather spend 90 days maintaining Rosie O'Donnell's bikini line or a year working at McDonalds?

I'd like to spend a year rolling Rosie in flour and poking the wet spot with stale McDonald's fries. Now THAT'S hot action.

12. Is it okay for guys to wear eyeliner?

Depends on how big their date's cock is.

13. In your opinion, is Tom Cruise gay or just creepy?

Tom Cruise is gay. His religion is creepy. Or is that the other way round? I can never keep it straight. Apparently, neither can they.

14. What's your favorite Michael Jackson song?

Duh. As a schoolboy in the '80s it would have to be Thriller in music video form on infinite itunes loop.

15. Because of all the goodness and joy you've brought to the world God will allow to stop one band/musical act/singer from ever performing or recording again. Who's it going to be?

Tori Amos. When I was in college I had back stage theatre student secret access to a sniper's view of Tori above the stage during one of her performances in Albuquerque. I also had bananas for that night's Rocky Horror pre-show. I may never forgive myself for respecting the performance and not winging her with a banana while her fans looked on in horror. She owes me one. True story. Her fans have always annoyed the living shit out me...always. Personally, I have nothing against the lady or her music. She's talented for days. Her fans? They can suck the Devil's dick in hell. It would be worth it to silence her to bring her fans some long overdue come uppance.

16. How come you're not mentioned in the 'Notable alumni' section of the 'Albuquerque High School' wikipedia page, yet that old tart Vivian Vance is? What the Hell did she ever do?

Because of my senior picture, they made extremely harsh sanctions for future generations taking their final bow. Look it up sometime...you'll have a laugh. Also research the latitude previous classes had in their photo choices and subsequent classes after my tenure. Also a true story.

17. Who gets more girls, video game geeks or horror geeks?

That's a tough one. When I'm in gamer mode I score younger chicks. Hot hot hot. When I'm in horror dude mode, I seem to attract girls my age. Hot, hot, hot. I can't really explain the phenomenon, I just abide it. On the other hand, I have a job, stable income and make movies so that never hurts my cause...the real trick is not scheduling game night on movie night.

18. What's a 'cat squeezer'? Is it similar to a 'pussy pounder'?

Cat's are vain, self absorbed, indulgent and lazy creatures. Fat ones infuriate me because I love them so. I must flip them on their backs and wrap a hand around their fat bellies and squeeze their juice! Because that is their squishiest part! Also, I must choke them like goth chicks because they're so full of juice!

19. When was the last time you had a good cry?

I cry every time someone uses the phrase "We'll fix it in post". Every time someone says that, an independent filmmaker somewhere loses a thousand dollars.

20. FMK (fuck, marry, kill): Edith Massey, Jocelyn Wildenstein (If you don't know who she is Google Image her. Seriously, what the fuck.), and Paris Hilton.

That's easy. I'd fuck Paris Hilton because according to internet videos a "friend" of mine has seen and masturbated vigorously to, she gives head and puts out. Also, she isn't worth anything since her granddad disowned her. I'd marry Jocelyn Wildenstein for the dollars and Edith Massey is left for dead because...well...I assume I had to match one category per person. Sorry Edith, nothing personal it's just good business.