I have shitty taste in movies. It's fine, I've known it for year. I like bad movies. A level of bad that most people can't comprehend.
Sure, I like some good movies. I know they're good because people with known good taste in movies have assured me so. I like
just about anything with boobs, blood and a sense of humor. My specialities are zombie and
slasher flicks. I'm also fond of Sci-Fi Channel Original Movies (Mammoth), any movie with
cute chicks kicking ass (Ninja Cheerleaders, D.O.A., D.E.B.S.) and any movie that
has cute chicks put in harms way whether from monsters (Insecticidal), aliens
(Decoys) or supernatural evil (The Convent). I have a huge soft spot for
anything from the 80s starring any of the great scream queens (Linnea
Quigley, Brinke Stevens, Kelli Maroney, Deborah Foreman). Also, it
brightens my heart to find a truly entertaining movie that was shot on
video with no budget in someones backyard (Die and Let Live).
I hate to the bottom of my core: Italian and German horror movies, pretty
much anything Euro, arsty horror movies and slow paced horror movies. I'm
pretty much sick of inbred cannibal movies. Seriously, if you are going to
make an inbred cannibal movie, STOP USING CRAPPY MAKE-UP (I'm
looking at you Wrong Turn and all your bastard offspring). Part of the
reason TCM and The Hills Have Eyes were were so damn freaky
is that the cannibals,under other circumstances, could have
passed as normal people. Except for Michael Berryman, but
he was that way so he doesn't count. If you have to give
some one a prosthetic face to make them scary, you ain't
doing something right. And just so we're clear I could
go the rest of my life without hearing the following
bands again: The Doors, Led Zeppelin, White
Snake, The Scorpians, Steve fuckin Miller Band,
The Beatles, Pink Floyd and The mother fuckin
Grateful Dead.
I love: God, my family, batman, punk, hardcore, MMA,
comic books and HTML.
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